Stoner Jokes One-Liners

Joy Mejia

12 Jul, 2022

A stoner called the fire department and said Come quick my house is on fire The Fireman asked How do we get there The stoner says DUH in a big red truck. One of the potheads turns to him and replies I dont know and I dont care.

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Light up and enjoy these 10 funny stoner jokes that we have found.

. Because they keep smoking the pot. The stoner shouts Is that you God No says the voice I own the fucking ice rink Theres a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. He wont expect it back.

Dont you know that smoking weed makes you ignorant and apathetic. Lets play smoking games. The guy limps up to the stoner and says Call.

How does a computer get drunk. Unfortunately theyre often lumped in the same category as bad jokes. An old man walks up to a couple of stoners smoking a joint and says.

See TOP 10 drug one liners. If you like to partake of the herb chances are youve chuckled victoriously at a few stoner jokes before realising everybody else gets it too. The Best 85 Stoner Jokes.

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Be that as it may if you want to read a joke it is not a novel you are looking for but. Whats your final wish. So enjoy this collection of 80 funny one liners.

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Grab your bong and get ready to laugh at these HIGHlarious weed jokes. They both hit the trees hard. Search in the largest collection of one liners and puns.

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What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common. Well I texted you and I have weed. The largest collection of the best one line jokes in the world.

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Stoner goes to the doctor A stoner goes to the doctor complaining he sees cats playing soccer every night when he falls asleep. Did you hear about the midget that got baked. What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners.

What do you call someone that speaks more than one language and also smokes weed. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. A big list of stoner jokes.

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I went to buy some camo pants but couldnt find any. If you like to partake of the herb chances are youve chuckled victoriously at a few stoner jokes before. His dealer lived on the other side.

The genius gets bored leans over to the stoner and says Hey Ill tell you what. 98 of them in fact. You must be as dope as weed cause right now youre all I need.

2 Peace If the whole world smoke a joint at the same time there would be world peace for at least 2 hours. Why did the stoner cross the street. Dude Jail sells weed Q.

A stoner walks into the house and asks his. She kept running away from the ball. See more ideas about funny stoner humor weed humor.

What do you get when you eat marijuana. Absolutely hilarious one liners. Ill ask you a question and if you dont know the answer you have to give me five bucks.

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A stoner finds a leprechaun who promises to grant only one wish. Too much sax and violins. What did the paper say to the weed.

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It takes screen shots. So enjoy this collection of 80 funny one liners. But if you had a game-plana foolproof joke a one-liner say that could suck all the tension out of the roomwhy youd be a hero.

Most of these cute one liners are from the iconic comedians and others are from random people. Jokes and cannabis go together like peanut butter and jelly. The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green.

If I win you take me out. The inventor of the throat lozenge died last month. A joint of the best weed EVER that never goes out or burns up and I.

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I heard on the news Stoners took over a town This was a high coup What do stoners and Sonny Bono have in common. I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra but I had to turn it off. Alright maaan uhhh how about.

Pothead Point to Ponder. A group of stoner farmers wanted to come up with their own variation of grass fed beef So they fed cows weed and then sold the beef. As I suspected someone has been adding soil to my garden.

What do you get when you eat marijuana. One to change the bulb and three to. So light a joint and get ready to laugh.

Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy. Screw it weve got lighters. 10 Hilarious Stoner Jokes.

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